You want to read a crazy story involving Hollywood inside gossip? If so, you should check out this crazy story that starts out about Hayden Panettiere’s fucked up life and somehow ends up being about Robert Downey Jr. possibly being an anonymous commenter on an infamous Hollywood blind items gossip blog.
Whether this commenter is or isn’t RDJ, what we know for sure is that he seems to be on a mission to out pedophiles, which is kind of noble, and gossip about whores, which is kind of bitchy, and we love Himmmm for that.
I kind of want this story to be about RDJ, if only because it makes him just about the best person in Hollywood. Seriously. This might be the best thing you read today.