IMAGE COURTESY OF THE SMOKING GUN
Finally, a little hometown skivvy: “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf was arrested this morning at a Walgreens on Michigan Ave in Chicago after a night of partying with clubowner and general douche Billy Dec. Apparently, the security guard in Walgreens thought he was too drunk to be there, and Shia disagreed, though “politely” is how he was described by cops.
After I typed this heading, I must retract: I can’t count on one hand how many times I’ve been drunk in a Walgreens. They have great refrigerated beverages and a whole wall of smokes, which are both the reasons I probs went in there. And while the hooded sweatshirt speaks in favor of his wholesome image, the glassy eyes are a strong argument.