pearls of gossip: Mon 10/01

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–>As of this afternoon, Britney Spears has lost full custody of her two sons effective Wed 10/03. For more minute-by-minute coverage, visit TMZ: “L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today, stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.” Talk about outta left field…
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–>Were they simply passing by one another in the same exotic locale, or were they sharing Mai Tais n’ more? According to multiple gossip sites (Celebitchy, Egotastic, Yeeah), Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston were on vacay in Mexico this past weekend, and it couldn’t be a weirder celeb combo if Bea Arthur went to Cabo with Brody Jenner.
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–>A reformed Michael Lohan will travel to Utah tonight to pick up recovering daughter Lindsay from Cirque Lodge for a five-day visit in an undisclosed location. White Oprah (aka Dina Lohan) alerts People mag via email, saying, “Blah blah healing, blah blah making amends, blah blah doing fantastic.” Alright, really she said, “?It can only help her recovery. It?s time to mend. He is visiting Lindsay alone because we are giving her dad a chance to make amends.” What it’s time for is no mesh shirts. Weirdo! I don’t care if he’s an internet minister now, he’s a creep! And Lindsay’s his meal ticket! Of course he’s trying to make amends, he’s got a rap sheet as long as George Burns‘ career. Sidenote: is there already a Lohan Family Dynasty E! True Hollywood Story? I’ve seen the Simpson Family one, but they’re no dynasty, and the Lohan fam drama is way juicier than nose jobs and failed reality show marriages.
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