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I have a cotton candy pink bobbed wig, and I was going to be Natalie Portman in “Closer”, but now Britney‘s made it very easy for me. Plus, I can drive into parked cars and use a weight loss inhaler all night while furiously smoking and drinking Starbucks Fraps!
And I apologize for all the Britney news…it seems she’s the only one making waves in LA right now, and all the celebrity cheaters, drug users, and closet alcoholics are thanking their Hollywood Stars that Britney is still alive to take the focus off them!
But the latest, from US:
“More than three weeks after being charged with two misdemeanor charges stemming from her August hit-and-run accident, Britney Spears was booked and fingerprinted at 9:26 p.m. Monday night at an LAPD substation. ?She is being booked right now at the Van Nuys station,? LAPD Sgt. Mike Lopez confirmed to Usmagazine.com.
The L.A. city attorney filed the charges Sept. 21. Spears, 25, was charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and another count of driving without a valid California driver?s license. The incident occurred Aug. 6 in an L.A. parking lot when Spears hit a parked car and left the scene without reporting the accident.
Describing the LAPD?s booking process, Sgt. Lopez tells Us: ?She comes in and we put her information into computer, fingerprint her, lifescan and electronically scan hands and palms as well, and photograph her. She will be issued a release from custody citation, which tells her next court appearance.?
And what if Britney shows up in one of her famous wigs? ?If a person is wearing a wig and it looks like she is trying to disguise herself we would ask her to take it off,? Lopez says. ?But we will not ask people to remove extensions.?
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This HAS to be a clause that only exists in California. But I did do a little Googling to see if I could find out if other police departments don’t require de-weavage, and not much resulted in my search. EXCEPT I found the tools used to remove hair extensions:
On eBay for $19.99, DIY extension removal! The LAPD should seriously look into that shit…you never know what someone could be hiding in their weave.