Forgive me for not coming up with a more clever twist on the classic Jeopardy! question and answer format, but I was too distraught over the rumors that host Alex Trebek would be retiring once he reaches his 30th season of hosting.
Now, that’s a long time to do anything, and the man will get no beef from us, but we can’t imagine the trivia show without his presence. He’s more entwined to the fabric of that show than Bob Barker was to Price is Right.
Of course, this is coming from the person who has made Jeopardy! appointment television since he was 10 and once lamented the shame when Trebek shaved his mustache.