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Scarlett Johansson threesome

Yes please. That is all. Click the beauty below to enlargen her and here to go to her website and enter for a chance to win a threesome, which is sadly nothing more than watching Vicky Christina Barcelona with ScarJo and one other person.  Still, that’s kinda awesome for the dudes and dudettes.

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New Trailer: Vicky Christina Barcelona

Woody Allen has only made one decent movie in the past two decades.  And really, if someone were to argue with me that Match Point wasn’t all that great I probably wouldn’t put up much of a fight.  But still, I thought it was good because it was so un-Woody Allen-esque.

Apparantly, the guy has just outright given up and made a movie wherein he reenacts his sexual fantasies.  Think of Vicky Christina Barcelona as is SFW-Brown Bunny. Anyway, the movie is about two American girls (ScarJo and Rebecca Hall) who travel to wait for it … Barcelona and encounter Penelope Cruz and the softer side of Anton Cigurgh (he’s a painter!).  Cue romantic entanglements and ScarJo on her back for lots of the movie.

I’m glad Woody Allen just said “ah the hell with it.  I wanna make a movie where Scarlett Johansson has lots of sex.”  Still, this trailer definitely makes me not want to see the movie and actually makes me think it’s a foreign commercial for perfume or a Spanish Cava.  Mmmm… sparkling white.

This is the third movie with Woody Allen and ScarJo.

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