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There is nothing redeeming about this movie, which I unwittingly slogged through out of curiosity and shear boredom.  Terrible story, boring action, hammy acting, etc.  For sure there was a good movie to be made, but director Stephen Summers didn’t do it.  Really, if you have to watch this movie, watch it for Joe Gordon-Levitt’s delicious turn as Cobra Commander/The Doctor.

This just looks bad. Terrible. I’m mystified how a director could screw up this movie so badly. I haven’t even seen it yet, but based on all available evidence, I can’t imagine wanting to. Those exo-suits. Christ. I’m left to just shake my head in bewilderment. Especially because the casting in this one feels so right.