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Yes please. That is all. Click the beauty below to enlargen her and here to go to her website and enter for a chance to win a threesome, which is sadly nothing more than watching Vicky Christina Barcelona with ScarJo and one other person.  Still, that’s kinda awesome for the dudes and dudettes.

Woody Allen has only made one decent movie in the past two decades.  And really, if someone were to argue with me that Match Point wasn’t all that great I probably wouldn’t put up much of a fight.  But still, I thought it was good because it was so un-Woody Allen-esque.

Apparantly, the guy has just outright given up and made a movie wherein he reenacts his sexual fantasies.  Think of Vicky Christina Barcelona as is SFW-Brown Bunny. Anyway, the movie is about two American girls (ScarJo and Rebecca Hall) who travel to wait for it … Barcelona and encounter Penelope Cruz and the softer side of Anton Cigurgh (he’s a painter!).  Cue romantic entanglements and ScarJo on her back for lots of the movie.

I’m glad Woody Allen just said “ah the hell with it.  I wanna make a movie where Scarlett Johansson has lots of sex.”  Still, this trailer definitely makes me not want to see the movie and actually makes me think it’s a foreign commercial for perfume or a Spanish Cava.  Mmmm… sparkling white.

This is the third movie with Woody Allen and ScarJo.

Mary-Louise Parker of “Weeds” fame (insert “toke”n joke here) has adopted a baby girl from Africa, her rep tells People, to join her 3-year-old son, Will, by actor Billy Crudup (remember him? He left her after seven years together for Claire Danes? And remember the movie Crudup and Danes were in together? Thought not). Way to expand the fam, girlfriend!

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds premiered their love–where else but the airport! The two, who have been dating since April, have been coy about romance rumors but now this holding hands business seals the deal. According to A Socialite’s Life, Reynolds, who had a long engagement with Alanis Morissette, “is a big fan of moving forward” with Johansson, but the latter would prefer to move slowly. Here’s a tip in moving slowly: don’t match your accessories until at least eight months into the relationship.

Dave Grohl can say some pretty funny things (I mean, who better to make fun of Mentos than Dave Grohl?), but this takes the cake. Via I Don’t Like You In That Way, Grohl comments on why Paris Hilton rules. PSYCH! More like why she sucks: “Paris is fucking lame. She’s more offensive to me than anything. She’s a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.” And millions of fathers share your prayer…Paris, in retaliation, will have her publicist come out with a statement like, “Paris has never met Mr. Grohl, and doesn’t know why he would spend so much time thinking about her. She has always been a big fan of his music and she wishes him the best in future endeavors.”

Despite Lindsay Lohan’s rehab stay now nearing two months, sources at Cirque Lodge are reporting that she is being treated for sex addiction, in addition to her dependencies on drugs and alcohol. Reports Metro UK: “A source told US Star magazine: ‘She’s been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jared Leto.’ ‘Her counsellors are trying to get her to understand that she’s substituting one addiction for another.’ The insider added: ‘Besides the obvious dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse. If she doesn’t come to grips with this, Lindsay is going to find herself back in rehab-sex addiction.’” Just like rehab to be so judgmental and slap you with another label when they find you having sex in a bathroom stall with a fellow patient.