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Fox news took footage from September of Joe Biden quoting John McCain saying the fundamentals of the economy were strong, and used it as a sign that Democrats are now singing a different tune on the economy.

After the segment, Fox News’s Martha MacCallum said, “All right, well the mantra for the weekend is clear, looking at what was said over the course of the shows on Sunday.”  Except Biden’s quote wasn’t his own and it was from September 2008.

And that’s not nearly as bad as RNC Chairman Michael Steele’s dipsy do on Global warming.

“Thank you, thank you,” he said. “We are cooling. We are not warming. The warming you see out there, the supposed warming, and I am using my finger quotation marks here, is part of the cooling process. Greenland, which is now covered in ice, it was once called Greenland for a reason, right? Iceland, which is now green. Oh I love this. Like we know what this planet is all about. How long have we been here? How long? No very long.”

I’ll never understand the desire to put your head in the sand, ignore any sort of desire for intelligence and be okay with that.

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Suck it plumber guy

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I think we can all safely say that Joe the Plumber has joined Cher and the cockroaches as the only things that will survive a nuclear holocaust.  Hopefully, this recent news that 11 people “wandered in” for his book signings will be evidence enough that he should just disappear into a dark hole.  To wit, this splendid event:

The only heat generated by Joe’s appearance last night came when a young man named Jabari Zakiya recounted great moments in American racism (slavery, annihilation of Native Americans, segregation, etc.) and asked Wurzelbacher if the “hegemony” of the white man in America is “doomed” now that five states and the District of Columbia have majority minority populations.

Joe replied that he believes “our American heritage is being torn apart” by flag burners, critics of the military, and those who mock Christian values. He expressed his admiration for patriotic immigrants, and said he dislikes terms like African American and Asian American (“We’re all Americans,” he said). For some reason, he concluded by saying, “America has always been a kick-butt, take-names kind of country.”

Wow.  Such an ass clown.

The event was scheduled to last three hours, but ended after 55 minutes, with Joe having sold a total of five books.

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Anit “clean coal” short by the Coen Brothers

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New PSA directed by acclaimed filmmakers Joel and Ethan Coen for ThisIsReality.org, with the aim of debunking “clean coal” industry propaganda. It was produced in partnership with Al Gore’s Alliance for Climate Protection. Just released yesterday.

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South Carolina governor offers unemployed prayers instead of stimulus funds

From Think Progress:

Following the lead of a number of his fellow Republican governors, Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC) has given some indication that he will not accept some of the money slated for South Carolina in the $787 billion economic recovery bill President Obama signed into law last week. “At times it sounds like the Soviet grain quotas of Stalin’s time,” Sanford said yesterday on Fox News.

On C-SPAN’s Washington Journal this morning, Sanford received a call from a Charleston resident who said he lost his job because he has been taking care of mother and sister, both of whom have serious illnesses. The caller told Sanford he is “wrong” to decline the money. “A lot of people in South Carolina are hurting. And if this money can come and help us out we need it.” In response, Sanford could offer him only his prayers.

Glad to see partisan politics aren’t getting in the way of you know, actually helping people. Sometimes I wish Democrats were as partisan and insane as Republicans.

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Four views on Obama’s choice for Drug Czar

President Obama wants Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske to be the country’s next drug czar. 

From the comments by four Seattle Stranger writers they will be more than happy to see him go to Washington, D.C. 

Although he isn’t going to legalize pot, drug czar Kerlikowske could push to lift the federal ban on funding needle exchanges, stop the medical-pot raids in California, overhaul spending on antidrug commercials, and enthusiastically seek funding for drug-treatment programs.

The larger brilliance of Obama’s pick for drug czar isn’t just that Kerlikowske is open to new strategies, but that he is first and foremost a cop. Nobody can claim that Kerlikowske is a public-health nut who doesn’t know the impact of drugs on the streets. Like many Americans, he agrees that drugs should be illegal. But he understands that both enforcement and public health have their place, and he’s willing to take a look at new approaches when enforcement alone has failed.

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The last enemy combatant on American soil

Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri, better known to some as EC#2, lives in Charleston, S.C., spends his nights watching Jon Stewart (“the Jewish guy”) and Stephen Colbert because he’s not allowed to watch the news.

For the past five years his home, if you will, has been in the US Naval Consolidation Brig – an entire prison wing to himself.  A 32-inch widescreen television to watch the Jewish Guy, access to fitness equipment, a cell for sleeping, a cell he turned into his personal library, an area for entertaining guests and another he uses to house cleaning products.

You know, the norm for prisoners in the US, especially ones with vague ties to Osama bin Laden.

As the last enemy combatant being held prisoner on US soil, Marri’s conditions weren’t always so, well, nice.  He wasn’t always affectionately called “the Emir of the S.H.U.” by his lawyers.

Inside the Charleston brig, documents show, officials were ordered to follow the same rules as those at Guantánamo. Lustberg, however, says, “I’ve been to Guantánamo. Marri was far more isolated. He had no contact with any other detainees. Most days, he had no human contact at all.”

For the first six months, Marri was kept in an eight-foot-by-ten-foot cell with one blacked-out window, no social interaction, and nothing to do or to read. An internal report, declassified in 2005, showed that during this period the Department of Defense ordered the removal of the mattress, pillow, and Koran of a detainee in the brig. Marri was also deprived of visits from the Red Cross, in violation of international laws. He was denied hot food, and consistently felt cold: he was given no socks, and his bed had only a stiff “anti-suicide” blanket—one that cannot be made into a noose. Andrew Savage, the local counsel for Marri in Charleston, says, “It was a psychological effort to devalue him. He was going crazy. He thought the smells from the nearby paper mill were poisoning him.” At other points, Marri started feeling “tingles” all over, and began hallucinating that microphones had been installed in his cell. “He was getting delusional,” Savage said.

When unidentified interrogators finally showed up at the brig, Marri told them that he needed three things: a blanket, shoes, and socks. If he was given those, he said, he would talk to them in another six months. “He said, ‘You deprive me? I’ll deprive you,’ ” Savage said. Instead, “the interrogators got rougher.” Marri was chained in a fetal position on the floor. When he started to chant prayers rather than listen to the interrogators’ questions, Savage said, they tried to silence him by wrapping duct tape around his mouth. When he kept humming, they tried to gag him. But as they started to tape a sock in his mouth he began to choke, causing the agents to panic and stop. The episode was documented by closed-circuit surveillance cameras, Pentagon officials have confirmed.

Marri has never stood trial and probably never will.  Though his circumstances certainly seem suspect, his story makes it seem like he was a sleeper agent, there has never been definitive proof that he was a terrorist.

Luckily, his conditions got better.  What stands out in the article, besides him being the only “enemy combatant” being held prisoner on American soil, is how his story predicted that the Bush Administration would make a mockery of the Constitution.

On the morning of June 23, 2003, only days before Marri’s defense team was to make its arguments about suppressing the laptop and other evidence, one of his lawyers received a phone call informing him that a U.S. Attorney would be making an unexpected appearance at the courthouse that day. President Bush, the lawyers soon learned, had signed an executive order directing the military to seize Marri. “We should have seen it for what it was—the foreshadowing of an Administration that was going to forsake the Constitution in the war on terror,” Lawrence Lustberg, one of the earliest defense lawyers on what has come to be Marri’s team, said. “From then on, we didn’t see Marri or hear from him again until late 2004. He just went into the abyss.”

Much like the country.  It’s frightening to look back and realize that we just let it happen.  The citizens of the country were more than willing to stand by and let Bush and co. shred our government and everything that makes us American.

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Gimme More Money and I Promise This Time I Won’t Use it to Pay Off Debt

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Buzz is we’re headed toward another economic stimulus check, perhaps as early as September 2008. This is the work of Democrats, and, if I’m 100% right 100% of the time, will happen.

See, it’s election season, and we teeter of the precipice of a hardcore recession. If the Democrats slide this through the cogs and Republicans reject it, guess who looks like insensitive dicks.

Republicans, of course, are wary of this tactic. They’re also seemingly onboard with the proposal.

We friggin’ need it, folks. The last stimulus check did nothingnothing! I paid off a bit of a credit card and that’s it. What I really wanted was an iPhone, or something awesome I could flash around and say, “Guess what George W. Bush bought me? This!”

So if this next stimulus check goes through, I promise to invigorate the economy with it. But for those with cars, is this even possible? Won’t this additional $600 goes to paying off the credit cards you bogged down with gasoline debt?

No matter how these dice are rolled, no one worth a damn would ever reject “free” money.

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RE: Jesse Jackson’s Apology

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By now you’ve all likely heard the Rev. Jesse Jackson’s hilarious and scathing comments about Sen. Barack Obama. If not, they go a little something like this:

“Barack’s been talking down to black people … I want to cut his nuts off.”

Is it true? Has Obama been talking down to black people? I don’t know nor care; the second Hillary dropped out of the race, my attention dropped into my sneakers.

But Obama himself was not offended by the remarks, so why should anyone care at all? If the target of the barb does not give a pigeon shit, no one else should either.

Therefore, Jackson’s apology is meaningless, just another penny in the well of our apology-obsessed culture, where apparently no one can say anything with even the slightest twinge of humor without getting cameras shoved in their faces and asked why they’re such demons.

And it’s funny. Lighten up, people.

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