By James Furbush | December 23rd, 2008 | 1:10 pm PST
So it turns out that Santa Claus is financially strapped this year and he’s decided to go on a mugging spree with the help of sexy elf Jessica Biel. The bad santa is played by David “Champ” Koechner; and though we all find Koechner funny, I think we can agree that Billy Bob Thornton rehashing his role from the Terry Zwigoff film Bad Santa would have made this funny. Especially if he were drunk and cursing.
Interestingly enough, The Hollywood Reporter yesterday was reporting that FunnyorDie actually just received a whole lot of money for Christmas from an anonymous donor. That means we can look forward to a new year filled with plenty more comedy shorts from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. Hopefully, Pearl has finally collected her rent money.
Also, even though the Jessica Biel as an elf video isn’t that funny or interesting beyond Jessica Biel dressing up as an elf, it made me think of the classic Kink’s tune “Father Christmas.”
That’s right, because I’m Chicago-partial, I mistakenly assumed that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel (and James Van Beek) were tailgating in the parking lot of Soldier Field, not Green Bay’s Lambeau Field, where the Packers-Bears game was actually held. So, sorry for my erroneous reporting.
But they moved from tailgaiting in the parking lot to high-class sideline spots to watch the game…and as much as I loved seeing JT shotgun that Miller Lite, this is, in paparazzi terms, “the money shot.” Actually, those may not be paparazzi terms, but it seems like it fits in context.
“Jessica Biel has been left red-faced after the publication of a photograph posted on TMZ showing a girlfriend grabbing her bottom while boyfriend Justin Timberlake?s back was turned.
Biel and Timberlake were at the Lambeau Field stadium in Green Bay, Wisconsin on October 7th, an hour before American football team the Green Bay Packers took on the Chicago Bears. And while pop superstar Timberlake was facing the opposite direction, the couple?s female friend copped a feel of Biel?s behind - and a picture of the moment has been published in Star Magazine.
An onlooker tells the publication, ?It looked like the friend reached over and squeezed Jessica?s butt while Justin was looking out at the field. ?Jessica didn?t even flinch - but when Justin suddenly turned around, Jessica?s friend pulled her hand away.?
I look at that photo and try not to pass judgment–after all, women frequently hold hands and men pat each other on the butt–but all can think is: look at the lats on those girls!
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