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Funniest story ever

We’re not much for TMZ-style celebrity gossip, even if we are secretly?glad for Lindsay Lohan and her new found relationship with Samantha Ronson (she looks super duper happy!).? That being said, this story told by Jeff Wells involving an inebriated Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart being taken home by a sober Ashton Kucher and Demi Moore made our morning.? You’ll have to read the entire thing, it’ll take 30 seconds.? But oh those glorious thirty-seconds capped off by the image of a drunken Harrison Ford trying to make an omelette for Ashton Kucher.? “You want an omelette? It’ll calm you down.” Uhh, not really, Kutcher replies, having just eaten an hour or so ago. Ford leads him into the kitchen anyway and starts on the omelette. ‘You want herbs? You want cheese? You want onions?’? I’d let Indiana Jones cook me an omelette any drunken night of the week.? ?

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Not to be outdone by Sarah Silverman

Her bo, Jimmy Kimmel has shacked up with Ben Affleck in revenge for her confession, “I’m F*cking Matt Damon.”? But the all-star tribute song, “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” just takes it over the top.

Matt, Sarah, this is for you,” said Kimmel, noting that Silverman and Damon’s music video has been seen by about 8 million people on ABC.com and YouTube.

And the hilarious new clip ? in which the two are seen giving each other pedicures before Affleck tweaks Kimmel’s bare chest ? isn’t just a duet: It’s an all-star performance on par with “We Are the World.”

When it comes to backup singers, Kimmel somehow managed to round up a who’s-who of the entertainment industry, including Don Cheadle, Ashlee Simpson, Robin Williams, Cameron Diaz, Huey Lewis, Christina Applegate, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Josh Groban and Harrison Ford ? who blows the new couple a kiss.

Just getting Josh Groban, Dicky Barrett, Harrison Ford for this video takes the cake.? I will say, that Ben Affleck is the coolest man in Hollywood.

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Is anyone else excited for the prospect of Sarah trying to top this?? And now that Matt and Ben have been used it’s too bad their possee isn’t bigger.

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Indiana Jones with gun and whip

These were posted to the IMBD boards and no doubt many of you have already seen them as this was the big news story of the day.? I think it goes without saying that Harrison Ford is still one bad mutha… He looks good for 60 or 70.? As for Shia LaBeef?? I’m not sure he holds a candle to Mr. Ford, but knowing that he has awesome slicked back hair makes us chuckle for some reason.? Internally, because laughing out loud would just be cruel.

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Indiana Jones 4: “It’s a Wrap”

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There is something deep inside the human spirit that Indiana Jones taps into.? Whether you’re four-years-old or 70-years-old, the world and character that Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas and Harrison Ford have created just ignites the spark of imagination dynomite.

So this clip of Spielberg shouting, “It’s a wrap” on every Indy movie, including the latest Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, got us more excited than any teaser trailer possibly could.? It means it’s a reality and it means that the film has moved from principal photography into post-production, which means that it really will be released in the summer of 2008.

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Blader Runner redux redux

A lot can be gleaned from a person simply from their preference between Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner and Tony Scott’s Top Gun. Both films from the brothers Scott were made early in their careers, but they demonstrate the diverging artistic paths the two would embark on. Now, regarding a person’s personal preference, it says more about an individual than it does about the artist merits of either film.

Both are excellent in their own rights, as are the directors who shoot them. One is the work of dark, moody genius, the other giddy, high-octane, quasi-gay, and yes, genius. If we have to explain then you probably don’t understand.

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For our money, we choose Blade Runner. Which is why, it makes us giddy as shit, that Ridley Scott has been laboring on this film for the better part of 25 years. We can’t wait until the new release is available and we’re hoping to see it up on the big screen. That he’s gone back and re-editing the movie twice, that the movie has finally found an appreciative audience, that film lovers are finally going to get to see Ridley’s vision makes us weep tears of celluloid.

For anyone, the story of Ridley Scott and what is unquestionably his masterpiece, is a story worthy of a Hollywood movie, ironically enough. It is the story of perserverance in the face of obstacles. Wired Magazine sat down with the director to talk about all things Blade Runner: The Final Cut in their newest issue.

Fresh off his second successful movie, an up-and-coming director takes a chance on a dark tale of a 21st-century cop who hunts humanlike androids. But he runs over budget, and the financiers take control, forcing him to add a ham-fisted voice-over and an absurdly cheery ending. The public doesn’t buy it. The director’s masterpiece plays to near-empty theaters, ultimately retreating to the art-house circuit as a cult oddity.

That’s where we left Ridley Scott’s future-noir epic in 1982. But a funny thing happened over the next 25 years. Blade Runner’s audience quietly multiplied. An accidental public showing of a rough-cut work print created surprise demand for a re-release, so in 1992 Scott issued his director’s cut. He silenced the narration, axed the ending, and added a twist ? a dream sequence suggesting that Rick Deckard, the film’s protagonist, is an android, just like those he was hired to dispatch.

But the director didn’t stop there. As the millennium turned, he continued polishing: erasing stray f/x wires, trimming shots originally extended to accommodate the voice-over, even rebuilding a scene in which the stunt double was obvious. Now he’s ready to release Blade Runner: The Final Cut, which will hit theaters in Los Angeles and New York in October, with a DVD to follow in December.

At age 69, Ridley Scott is finally satisfied with his most challenging film. He’s still turning out movies at a furious pace ? American Gangster, with Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, is due in November ? building on an extraordinary oeuvre that includes Alien, Thelma & Louise, Gladiator, and Black Hawk Down. But he seems ready to accept Blade Runner as his crowning achievement. In his northern English accent, he describes its genesis and lasting influence. And, inevitably, he returns to the darkness that pervades his view of the future ? the shadows that shield Deckard from a reality that may be too disturbing to face.

Go read now. (Via)

Also check out the newly redesigned opening credits for Blade Runner: The Final Cut

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