We’re not much for TMZ-style celebrity gossip, even if we are secretly glad for Lindsay Lohan and her new found relationship with Samantha Ronson (she looks super duper happy!). That being said, this story told by Jeff Wells involving an inebriated Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart being taken home by a sober Ashton Kucher and Demi Moore made our morning. You’ll have to read the entire thing, it’ll take 30 seconds. But oh those glorious thirty-seconds capped off by the image of a drunken Harrison Ford trying to make an omelette for Ashton Kucher. “You want an omelette? It’ll calm you down.” Uhh, not really, Kutcher replies, having just eaten an hour or so ago. Ford leads him into the kitchen anyway and starts on the omelette. ‘You want herbs? You want cheese? You want onions?’ I’d let Indiana Jones cook me an omelette any drunken night of the week.
Now, we know they have a “friendly” relationship, this trio, even taking vacays together. But this moment between exes Demi Moore and Bruce Willis looks a tad uncomfortable for her new(er) hubby Ashton Kutcher.
IMAGE COURTESY OF BRICKS & STONES
Ah, the follow-up…looks like a photog at the grand opening of the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino grabbed these two for a photo op after the awkward moment. Neither Bruce nor Ashton look very pleased. In fact, they look constipated.
Here’s one for a nightmare tonight:
IMAGE COURTESY OF MOLLYGOOD
John Travolta assaulted poor Kirk Douglas at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, where (unbelievably) Travolta was honored with a lifetime achievement award for film excellence. 91-year-old Douglas seemed caught off-guard by the kiss, which was unwarranted and frankly, does nothing to dispel the gay rumors that often surround Travolta. Even if he’s just a fan of the man-kiss.
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