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Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are back in the saddle nearly a decade after the first film, X-Files: Fight the Future and practically six years after the show fizzled away from meandering plots lines and a total lack of answers. Plus, even though Robert Patrick was bomb as liquid metal T-1000, he couldn’t live up to David Duchovny’s Fox Mulder, in the waning years of the show.

So you know, given all of that it seemed totally logical to creator Chris Carter to go ahead with a sequel. You know why? Because nimwits like me will gladly plunk down some dinero for a trip down memory lane. USA Today got their grubby mitts on the first two production stills of the movie.

And they’re kinda lame, except Scully is most definitely a milfy cougar. Still, the photos could have been more exciting than say, Scully and Mulder walking in the hall? Really? That’s how you get me pumped for this flick? Pathetic.

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