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James Bond now in popsicle variety

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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a James Bond action figure, but now the ladies (and some men) can take Daniel Craig home in a lickable popsicle thanks to Del Monte Foods’s “license to chill” pop.

Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies said artists “worked tirelessly” to recreate a shirtless sculpture of 41-year-old Craig in the scene where he emerges from the sea in Casino Royale, the twenty-first film in the James Bond series.

So there’s that. (Having problems uploading photos at the moment, we’ll update with pics when we can, natch.)

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New Trailer: Quantum of Solace

Bond is back, obviously. Looks like this one won’t be any different than the last, but it will have more hotness, as Paris Hilton would say, and more action.

There was one shot that made me stand up and take notice, when Bond falls over a wall and the camera falls off the edge with him. That was a pretty badass shot. Looks like the hiring of director Marc Forster was a smart choice and I hope they do more of this in the future – hire relatively up and coming directors with impressive resumes to put their stamp on the franchise.

One more thing. When Bond turns to a gentleman and goes I think you’re the only one I can trust, does anyone else think the guy looks like George Lucas?

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New trailer: Quantum of Solace

The teaser trailer for the latest James Bond adventure has finally surfaced. This one is going to be attached to Hancock if you’re looking to see it up on the big screen. I would say this isn’t much of a teaser but a full-blown first course. We’ve given a bevy of fight scenes, car chases, beautiful women, James Bond going off the reservation and only a sliver of the plot.

It looks badass and the idea of a Bond movie being a direct sequel to the previous movie sounds intriguing. All Bond movies heretofore have all existed in this little vacuum. It’s nice to finally see some emotional connection to the women in Bond’s life – how it drives him, shuts him off emotionally, etc.

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Quantum of Solace is in theaters November 7.

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Bond 22 gets a name: Quantum of Solace

Quantum (n) – any of the very small increments or parcels into which many forms of energy are subdivided; portion or part.

Solace (n) – a source of relief or consolation; alleviation of grief or anxiety

On the surface, the new title for Bond 22 doesn’t have the same zing as Casino Royale did. However, Quantum of Solace sounds a little sci-fi, like Moonraker-era Bond, but in context it sounds like a pretty rad title. Sony held a press conference this morning to announce the title and pat itself on the back and have the cast dress up and look very sexy.

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They were even kind of enough to supply an official plot synopsis.

Betrayed by Vesper, the woman he loved, 007 fights the urge to make his latest mission personal. Pursuing his determination to uncover the truth, Bond and M (JUDI DENCH) interrogate Mr White (JESPER CHRISTENSEN) who reveals the organisation which blackmailed Vesper is far more complex and dangerous than anyone had imagined.

Forensic intelligence links an Mi6 traitor to a bank account in Haiti where a case of mistaken identity introduces Bond to the beautiful but feisty Camille (OLGA KURYLENKO), a woman who has her own vendetta. Camille leads Bond straight to Dominic Greene (MATHIEU AMALRIC), a ruthless business man and major force within the mysterious organisation.

On a mission that leads him to Austria, Italy and South America, Bond discovers that Greene, conspiring to take total control of one of the worlds most important natural resources, is forging a deal with the exiled General Medrano (JOAQUIN COSIO). Using his associates in the organisation, and manipulating his powerful contacts within the CIA and the British government, Greene promises to overthrow the existing regime in a Latin American country, giving the General control of the country in exchange for a seemingly barren piece of land.

In a minefield of treachery, murder and deceit, Bond allies with old friends in a battle to uncover the truth. As he gets closer to finding the man responsible for the betrayal of Vesper, 007 must keep one step ahead of the CIA, the terrorists and even M, to unravel Greenes sinister plan and stop his organisation.

So, what is Bond’s quantum of solace for Vesper’s treachery at the end of Casino Royal? Sounds like a dish of cold vengeance. And lots of sex and probably a martini or two.

The title was taken from an already existing Ian Fleming short story and the producers are promising much more action than Daniel Craig’s first foray as Bond. Craig has his own thoughts on what the title means, according to an article by the BBC.

Craig said the cryptic title referenced how Bond’s heart had been broken at the end of Casino Royale. “Ian Fleming had written about relationships,” he explained. “When they go wrong, when there’s nothing left, when the spark has gone, when the fire’s gone out, there’s no quantum of solace. And at the end of the last movie, Bond has the love of his life taken away from him and he never got that quantum of solace.”

The article also goes into deets about the two lovely ladies who will vie for Craig’s affection and the old lady M, who tries to keep our boy in check.

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Invasion

A summer movie starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig, one would think, would be getting more of a publicity push. Either Warner Brothers is waiting to get over the July hump to push Invasion or they just don’t want to bother. It’s strange, though, coming off Daniel Craig’s success as James Bond and the ever glowing Nicole Kidman, that the studio isn’t getting the word out there for what looks like an adult sci-fi thriller.

Not to mention it’s also got Jeffrey Wright. There was some discontention on the post-production side of things, with Warner Bros. having to bring in director James McTeigue (V For Vendetta) to do reshoots, etc. Because you can’t have a simmering, adult-oriented movie in the summer, and that’s what director Oliver Hirschbiegel (Downfall, Das Experiment) delivered.

Be that as it may, this one is based on the 1950’s movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Kidman stars as a D.C. area psychiatrist, who, along with Daniel Craig’s doctor, unearth an alien epidemic. Kidman’s son may be the key to stopping the invasion. Check out the poster and the trailer below.

Very cool, no? It’s got a nice retro look to it. Very creepy with the red hues to it.

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Invasion hits theaters on Aug. 17.

 

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