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Red-headed bombshell Christina Hendricks, best known for her role as Joan Holloway on AMC’s Mad Men is off the market.  She is now engaged to actor Geoffrey Arend.  I heard the two were dating and that she was head over heels in love and now it’s confirmed.

I guess.

And while we don’t usually peddle in this sort of trashy celebrity news (wait, what, this is happy news!) it always makes us laugh to realize that one of the sexiest women in the world is dating the guy in the back seat at the opening of Super Troopers.

There’s hope for us all.  Or rather those that don’t have super sexy girlfriends already and are slightly dorky.

“I’m freakin’ out man.”

Yes, the redheaded vixen who plays Joan Holloway on AMC’s Mad Men is beautiful. To be honest it took me the entire length of the interview to realize it was an interview. Yes, as the interviewee notes, Hendricks is what a woman looks like.

Do I hate to objectify? Slightly, but I’ve love Hendricks ever since she was Captain Mal’s crazy one-day bride on Firefly so I feel less creepy. It feels like I’ve been monogamously objectifying her for about five years now.

Mad Men won the Emmy for Best Drama. But. I. Can’t. Stop. Starring. At. Her. Cleavage. Seriously.