1. Parents, this is what will happen to your kid if you raise them on stage from the age of two. Don’t do that. 2. The guy singing — 26-year-old Reed Grimm from Wisconsin — blew an amazing opportunity to drop an Urkel-esque “Did I do that?” in response to Randy and the other judges [...]
American Idol
So Fox aired a promo for the new Simon Cowell television show last night during the MLB All-Star game. The central joke of the trailer takes a bit longer than it should, but kudos to Fox for knowing exactly what it is that people miss about Simon Cowell. We need him on that asshole wall, [...]
I’ve watched maybe five episode of Fox’s American Idol in my life, but I surely would have watched if Iggy Pop was a judge. That just seems insane to me.
Yeah, this isn’t going to make me watch the show anymore than I already do (proud to say I’ve never seen a single episode and holding out for dear life), but Ellen generally makes everything she’s involved with better and more joyous. The news that she’s become the fourth American Idol judge comes as a [...]
I knew there was a reason and it’s certainly not because he’s going to be the next American Idol. Check out the tatas on his sister. Dang skippy she’s bouncy!
Well, well it looks like there is nothing on television tonight. Sure you can check out tonight’s American Idol, where Diana Ross is coming out of her bat cave to coach the remaining contestants, or if you’re uber-producer Dick Wolf you may want to check in on your rickety television franchise Law & Order, ditto [...]
Although Newt Gingrich has admitted he’s a lying hypocrite, having an extramarital affair during the President Clinton impeachment hearing, and lots of people are complaining that America got it wrong during last night’s American Idol we are holding our breath for the answer to one of the greatest mysteries of the past 20 years. What [...]
Planning on staying in tonight? Well you’re in for a treat. Fox has American Idol and Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, NBC has Dateline: To Catch a Predator (each of them are good for some solid laughs), CBS has the testosterone of NCIS and The Unit. But we’ll be catching up with the [...]
