Apropos of Today’s #RoyalBaby Watch

“I like x, k, and z as much as any competitive Scrabble player does. But these are children you’re naming, not line extensions of Mountain Dew. The only reason to name your kid Jaxxon is if you really want him to grow up to be a Duke lacrosse player.” — Drew Magary, reminding the world to just give your kid a goddamn normal name already.

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