Worshipping Gadget Hackwrench

Turns out some people in Russia have started a religion wherein they worship Gadget Hackwrench, one of the characters from the Disney cartoon Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Great cartoon for sure, one of my favorites as a kid (though I would’ve gone with Darkwing Duck), but I still find this odd Gadget Hackwrench was the team’s pilot, inventor and mechanic, and according to the cult, “she is the divine being, the most untouched and perfect sibling of the great God on Earth.”

As good as anything to worship; to each their own and all that, I suppose.  Just don’t be surprised if there’s a report of this religion eating a baby sometime in near future.

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