Write Like Sarah Palin

Slate recently held a contest for people to write like Sarah Palin.  This says more about Sarah Palin’s lack of writing ability, more than it’s funny.

The winning entry: “One night after a long day of campaigning, when the haters had made my spirits reach a nadir, I looked into Todd’s eyes, which were as blue as the stripes on Old Glory, and too representing truth and loyalty, and he looked back at me with a twinkle of determination which I hadn’t seen since I told him my goal of having another baby in my fifties and naming it Tron, then did I know for sure that I could carry on, like he, and we, have done together all of these years on this long, Iron Dog race of a marriage that is at once grueling and celestial, onerous and majestic.” —Ann Sensenbrenner

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