Topless coffee

“I know what people want. People like nudity, and coffee is profitable. Sure, I’d start a coffee shop, but I’d be out of work in a week,” – Donald Crabtree, proprietor of the newly opened Grand View Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, Maine.

Just don’t spill.  That’s all.  Protect the puppies at all costs.  Though one wonders if women from Maine should go topless, in the winter, wouldn’t want to make assumptions about their physical appearance.

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