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Stop me if you’ve heard this joke before:  On the Brazilian Day of the Dead, Ademir Jorge Goncalves walked into his own funeral after his family had thought he had died in a car wreck.  Goncalves had actually been out drinking. According to CNN, “the sight of… Goncalves alive shocked relatives, some of whom tried to jump out of the windows of the funeral home in southern Brazil.”

Man what I would give to be in his shoes to hear what all my friends and family really thought of me.