File this under “disgusting.”
Inexplicably popular (female) author Curtis Sittenfeld’s newest tome fictionally explores the life of First Lady Laura Bush, and doesn’t skimp on the erotic particulars.
American Wife, due in September, is loosely based on Mrs. Bush’s existence, including a fatal car accident at age sixteen (she didn’t die, obviously) and marrying an idiotic man-child who later became President of the United States.
Radar Magazine has the skinny on a few of the more stomach-churning scenes of eroticism, made disgusting by replacing the main characters with George and Laura Bush.? What’s that?? You can’t wait to read about George Bush’s cock?? Well, here you go:
But I felt a great devotion to Charlie when I first got a look at his, the ruddy-hued, upward-pointing shaft, its swollen veins and cap-like tip. All of it was so completely of him, and I felt how there was no part of his body I wouldn’t want to touch, no way I wouldn’t allow him to touch me.
And this is the scene where Bush chomps on Laura’s cooter:
His cheeks between my thighs, his bobbing head, and his earnest assiduous lapping?very quickly, it was too much to bear, and I gasped and cried out. It was like tremors, and I felt my thighs clenching around his head, and when he came up a few seconds later and kissed my forehead, I said, ‘I hope I didn’t suffocate you,’ and he said, ‘I can’t think of a better way to go.’
God that’s disgusting.? Of course, this is fiction, people, so it’s not really Laura’s va-jayjay or George’s wiener.? But still: it’s no big secret.? Clearly this monkey passion stems from the douchebag we twice elected.
