Can you smell my depression?

Hilarious, frightening and deeply depressing at the same time. On the day of the important PA primary, this only reinforces the notion that politicians are all the same, that there is no longer the integrity of the statesman (if there ever was) and that politics is nothing more than showbiz for ugly people. Slumming for a vote takes precedent over all else. It’s also disconcerting that Vince McMahon has this type of pull, which we should have known when Congress didn’t care to investigate the WWE for steroid abuse.

Also: According to the Rupert Murdoch owned WSJ (so take this with a he-yuge grain of salt), gun owners are, in fact, not bitter Sen. Obama, but they are very happy thank you very much.

According to the 2006 General Social Survey, which has tracked gun ownership since 1973, 34% of American homes have guns in them. This statistic is sure to surprise many people in cities like San Francisco ? as it did me when I first encountered it. (Growing up in Seattle, I knew nobody who owned a gun.)

Who are all these gun owners? Are they the uneducated poor, left behind? It turns out they have the same level of formal education as nongun owners, on average. Furthermore, they earn 32% more per year than nonowners. Americans with guns are neither a small nor downtrodden group.

Nor are they “bitter.” In 2006, 36% of gun owners said they were “very happy,” while 9% were “not too happy.” Meanwhile, only 30% of people without guns were very happy, and 16% were not too happy.

In 1996, gun owners spent about 15% less of their time than nonowners feeling “outraged at something somebody had done.” It’s easy enough in certain precincts to caricature armed Americans as an angry and miserable fringe group. But it just isn’t true. The data say that the people in the approximately 40 million American households with guns are generally happier than those people in households that don’t have guns.

The gun-owning happiness gap exists on both sides of the political aisle. Gun-owning Republicans are more likely than nonowning Republicans to be very happy (46% to 37%). Democrats with guns are slightly likelier than Democrats without guns to be very happy as well (32% to 29%). Similarly, holding income constant, one still finds that gun owners are happiest.

Why are gun owners so happy? One plausible reason is a sense of self-reliance, in terms of self-defense or even in terms of the ability to hunt their own dinner.

I once had a friend who hunted with bow and arrow and he finally bagged a deer one day. It’s unsettling to see a deer hanging upside down from a tree, with it’s throat cut and the blood draining on the concrete. Still, that’s some tasty meat.

Update: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama finally threw down during the WWE event. Funnier and more relevent than anything that’s been on SNL this year.

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