The Suge Knight Light
I would have felt so much safer in the dark with this as a child, knowing that Suge Knight would take my night-tremors and beat them up with a baseball bat and then hang them over a balcony and threaten to drop them unless they “agreed” to give me the rights to a peaceful night of sleep.
Posted in: Music, comedy
Tags: fake products that should be real, night lights, Suge Knight, Vanilla Ice
