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So in searching for a picture of Burt Reynolds I came across this website for Klaus Harmony, who describes himself as The Mozart of Porn.  Even porno composers have porn names!  Amazing.

So if you miss being able to listen to the wha-wha sounds of 70’s porn, then fear not.

Born in Baden in 1941, Klaus Harmony was the foremost German composer of erotik film scores in the 1970’s, crafting music for over nine classic movies in just thirteen years. In collaboration with filmmaker and long time friend, Friedrich Wohlfäht, he expanded and thrust the genre beyond its known limits until his disappearance in an unexplained explosion during a visit to a second-hand music store in London’s east end.

That can’t possibly true can it? Turns out it’s not.  It’s just the brainchild of UK composer Matthew Strachan.  Still, though, the music is pretty dope.  Stream it at work and feel like a pimp.

Myspace: Klaus Harmony
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