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Um, remember when Shaq was a rapper/actor and people just wanted him to focus on basketball? There was a good reason for that and the recently surfaced clip of him dissing Kobe Bryant at a club is reason number one. Shaq ain’t much of a free styler and one fears for his life if the Black Mamba sees this. Because deep down inside Kobe is a killer and Shaq is just a fun-loving seven-foot child.

Still, if Shaq reworked the chorus of his tune into something a bit better than “Kobe how my ass taste” and added a few decent chorus’s on top of such great lines like “I had a vasectomy and now I can’t breed’em” he might be onto something.