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It’s taken me quite some time and many hours of contemplative thoughts; but, if I were a professional athlete (specifically a baseball player) this would be my intro music.  I say baseball, because that’s really the only sport where intro music is applicable.  Are you telling me, that in a tight clutch situation the crowd wouldn’t be brought to it’s absolute most bonkers and that I wouldn’t get the game winning hit?  It would have to be coming out of a commercial break to maximize the song and get a good minute or two, but still, there’s no way I would fail with this song amping me up.

Also, this song could work in golf.  Phil Mickelson would be an entirely different golfer if this song played for him before every hole.  Vinjay Singh wouldn’t know how to react and probably would pee himself.