Richie Sambora and Denise Richards split

According to several sources around the way, actress extraordinaire Denise Richards and rocker super extraordinair Richie Sambora have ended their relationship.

Ya’ll might recall that the two got together under shady circumstances when they were dating Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear, respectively.

Well anyway, we’re just hoping this doesn’t derail The Bon Jovi train.

We imagine the conversation went something like this:

Bon Jovi: You gonna break up with me now?

Sambora: Wouldn’t think of it buddy.

Bon Jovi: Are you touching my bum?

Sambora: Maybe.

Bon Jovi: Maybe, as in you are?

Sambora: Maybe, as in your cheeks are very firm. Have you been working out?

Bon Jovi: Gotta prepare for the Slippery When Wet world tour.

Sambora: That was like 20 years ago.

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