The world needs another Three Musketeers movie like it needs another herpes soar. But this updated version has a fairly solid cast (Logan Lerman, Matthew MacFadyen, Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson, Juno Temple, Milla Jovavich, Orlando Bloom and Christoph Waltz) and it’s in 3D! Which means it must be good!
Unfortunately, it was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, who’s never directed a decent movie in his entire life. He’s definitely on the Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Hacks, alongside Brett Ratner and Uwe Boll.
And if the first trailer for this flick, which hits theaters on April 15, is just popping now, you can bet it’s going to be a turdfest.