Dear George Lucas, nobody liked The Phantom Menace when it was in 2D and hit theaters in 1999, so I don’t know why you feel the need to jazzercise it up with some of that newfangled 3D.
But anyways, Lucasfilm just announced that Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace will have a 3D theatrical release on February 10, 2012. Which, more than anything, means that the other five movies are probably not far behind. So here’s the thing, we need to boycott this right now, not just out of spite for Jar Jar Binks or whiny Anakin, but to make sure George Lucas gets the message loud and clear that we don’t want him fucking with the original trilogy anymore. Enough is enough. Fuck. I know I’m going to end up seeing this monstrosity in the theaters again. I just know it.
And to think we were just joking about this a few weeks ago.
