The Horror of E.T.

This is considerably more scary than the fact that I once convinced a girl in college for six months that I was the actor who played Elliot.  Of course, she still didn’t sleep with me, not that I’m bitter or angry about it.  I am.  Still, though, we always knew, and by we, I mean me, that E.T. was secretly the scariest movie ever made.  Especially when our little buddy is all pale and emaciated lying in that sewer grate, not unlike say, Lindsay Lohan two months ago.  [via]

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