Michael Bay joins Twitter

20081001_mbay_146x97We were perfectly content with the Fake Michael Bay, but now the Transformers director and all-around awesome dude has gone and joined the party. 

There really isn’t much of anything else to add because even though it’s the “real” Michael Bay on Twitter, he probably has a ghost writer managing his account for him.  Like every other celebrity.   

I’m sure the dudes at Slashfilm are more excited about this than we are.  Curiously enough, The Onion has a funny report: “Michael Bay sings $50 million Deal to fuck up Thundercats.”

“I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up,” said Bay, who plans to begin production on destroying the live-action adaptation next month. “ThunderCats has a great story, endearing characters, action, adventure, space-travel, and fantasy. It will be an honor to run it into the ground.”

“I’ll use every directorial tool I have to suck the very life and charm out of this beloved cartoon,” added Bay, claiming that the film could turn out to be the most colossal piece of shit he’s ever worked on. “I won’t rest until I get every last scene exactly wrong.”

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