The Sly Oyster | culture & entertainment on the sly

In light on Tom Cruise’s crazy Scientology indoctrination video, if that’s what you call it cuz I’m still trying to get over how he put his ethics on me even after I said no, but to Tom no means yes. Anywaaay, the video really made us think of his other foray into motivational techniques. It was back in the halcyon days of 1999 and Tom told men everywhere to respect the cock.

Should we have seen the latest video coming in light on director PT Anderson’s magnum opus Magnolia? Probably. Forget ethics, crimions, SPs and whathaveyou. Let’s just seduce and destroy.  One caveat: NSFW due to Tom’s foul Scientological mouth.