MTV might have been able to pull something like this off before they switched their programming from music to blocks of Date My Mom, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and Real World CXV, but now they’re just grasping at straws trying to appeal to an audience that largely abandoned them over a decade ago.

Besides which, nothing can compare to the sheer beauty that are (were?) Tim Curry’s legs. Yowza.

I weep for the future.