The Sly Oyster | culture & entertainment on the sly

But there is something betwixting about this Scientology propaganda website.  Maybe it’s that smile.  I go and I try to resist, but then it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Tom Cruise is not just the most important actor of the 20th Century, er, 21st Century, I would posit that he’s the most important human being of the last century and certainly for the century ahead of us (just trying to cover my bases here).  There  I said it.  Glad to have gotten that confession off my chest.

But seriously (for realz),  I can’t get the freaking music out of my head from his website and it’s been two full days since I’ve gone to the site.  I hum them in my head and my days feel epic.  Like aliens and spies and L. Ron Hubbard could pop out from around the corner at any given moment.