The Sly Oyster | culture & entertainment on the sly

Gotta credit “The Head Researcher” for finding this list. Someone took the time to poke fun of movie cliches. Lots of them are pretty hilarious. For example:

• The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
• All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
• It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

Anyway you get the idea. Head over to BL.net for the complete list and a casual chuckle.