http://slyoyster.com

Gotta credit “The Head Researcher” for finding this list. Someone took the time to poke fun of movie cliches. Lots of them are pretty hilarious. For example:

• The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective – or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
• All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
• It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

Anyway you get the idea. Head over to BL.net for the complete list and a casual chuckle.