Bacon Toothpaste

There’s nothing more enjoyable than crispy bacon. It’s the blue blazer of food — dependable, always a classic, makes any outfit better, etc. But even the sheer enjoyment bacon gives me could not get me to brush my teeth with bacon flavored toothpaste. Maybe it’s my predisposition to mint-based toothpastes, or maybe I don’t want the weird fake-bacon aftertaste lingering on my pearly whites … come to think of it, if I were to use bacon toothpaste, I’d probably just pass altogether and eat actual bacon immediately afterward.

Archie McPhee also makes Cupcake Toothpaste and Pickle Toothpaste, which should satiate pregnant chicks. [via laughingsquid]

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