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When I read Celebitchy’s headline, I mistakenly thought it said, “due to sideBOB” and I guess that’s why I’m posting it now. For all those who sport offensive hairstyles. This story isn’t really that exciting, or even newsworthy, but I keep imagining a scene on the steps of a Barbados church with Rihanna’s family yelling, “It’s too angular!” and “The front’s uneven!” Just to clarify, I WAS referring to the bob, not the boob.

From the National Enquirer’s Nov. 19 print edition:

“The 19-year-old singer went to her cousin Nigel Alstrom’s wedding in Barbados on Oct. 27. But before the happy couple even cut the cake, she was asked to take her on-display breasts and her diva attitude and get out, say sources.

“Rihanna is known for dressing very sexy – but no one expected her to show up at a wedding dressed like she was on stage,” declared a family insider. “She was the center of attention instead of the bride – and the bride and groom got upset!”

The entertainer also put on a show – blowing kisses to fans as she entered the church.

“She would have been more low-key, dressed appropriately and not have had such a ’star attitude,’” said the family insider.

“She had words with her aunt and mother, and she was asked to leave.”

“She asked what was she supposed to do – come dressed in a paper bag? Rihanna agreed to leave.”

Yes, Rihanna, proper wedding attire includes paper bags. She sounds a bit sassy for my taste. And blowing kisses? Ugh. Perhaps more embarrassing for Rihanna is her recently declared love for rumored paramour Josh Hartnett:

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“I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends…” “I have so fallen for him. He’s lovely,” she enthuses. “He is so hot and he is really sweet to me.” (from I Don’t Like You in That Way)

…and he was later that evening spied making out with NOT Rihanna. Maybe it’s the 10-year age difference (she’s 19, he’s 29) but then again, Lance and Ashley are makin’ it with a 15-year age difference. Rihanna’s diva behavior at this wedding probably stems from her six top ten Billboard hits, with “Umbrella” at number one in the UK earlier this year for ten consecutive weeks, but is making her head bigger than it normally looks. She better eat some humble pie this month.