Turtle having sex with a shoe

My first year of college I fell pretty hard, or hard a severe crush, on this girl Joanne.  One year for her birthday, someone bought her these National Geographic animal videos.  They were an hour or two long and I think like 14 videos in all.

Our favorite one was a scene where two male turtles fight for the right to have sex with the female.  But the funny thing about it was that the defeated turtle ended upside down on his shell and had to watch the victor just give it to the female for a good five minutes.  The turtle sex noises took it to an entirely different level. Seriously, if YouTube existed back then, that would be a prime clip.

So you can imagine how giddy I was to find this video at BoingBoing.  So Joanne, you probably don’t read the site, but this is for you.

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  • jamesfurbush March 13, 2009, 5:34 pm

    Probably equal parts shame for losing and titillation

  • Jason the Mason March 13, 2009, 4:18 pm

    Dude, I totally know the video you are talking about and have to say, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The poor loser is stuck on his back and is subjected to watching the victor get the prize. I wonder if he was ashamed or pissed or what. Who knows maybe he enjoyed watching!?