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Sammy Sosa has a Case of the Michael Jacksons

By James Furbush | November 8th, 2009 | 6:41 pm PST

s-SAMMY-SOSA-SKIN-largeRecent photographs taken at an event in Las Vegas reveal a surprisingly light pigmentation on the former Chicago Cubs slugger.  Jesus, tell that dude to get on the roids again or something.

The Chicago Tribune spoke with Rebecca Polihronis, an acquaintance of Sosa, who claims that that “he is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin.”

Riiiiight.  Whatever’s going on, it’s clear he’s got the same disease as Michael Jackson.  And I don’t mean the touching little children one.

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      November 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm PST

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