Egats! According to New Scientist, “males who smoke marijuana daily are four times more likely to have trouble reaching orgasm than men who don’t inhale, finds a new study of 8,656 Aussies. Other smokers had the opposite problem, experiencing premature ejaculation at nearly three times the rate of non-smokers, find a team led by Marian Pitts at La Trobe University in Melbourne.”
Looks like you’re screwed either way dope fiends. The good news is you should be thankful for those dirty, dirty hippies parading around Phish shows. Dudes who smoke pot are also more likely to have significantly higher sexual partner numbers.