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You probably won’t ever be prepared to watch a flash animated video about a man singing to a lady to “Shut woman and get on my horse.”

However be warned that once you do, the song, much like the video from The Ring, can’t be unseen.  It will be stuck in your head for all of eternity and you will wish that you never heard it in the first place.  Much of that is due to it’s stupid lyrics and New Order-ish beats.   

It’s funny yet weirdly sexist and one large double entendre.  It goes without saying, that I get uncomfortable watching it. Do I laugh or act repulsed. NSWF, obvs.

Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick,
“Ooo, it tastes just like raisins!”

Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again
When you tug on its winkie!

“Ooo, that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you
Where the lemonade is made!

Sweet lemonade,
mmmm, sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah, sweet lemonade

Get on my horse,
I’ll take you around the universe
And all the other places too!

I think you’ll find
that the universe, pretty much
covers everything!

Shut up woman, get on my horse!