For whatever reason, I was reminded of the joke that Will Hunting tells the shrink in Good Will Hunting.
This really only works in the first person, but it would certainly make for a funny, self-deprecating moment. If, say, you’re out with friends and there is an awkward silence.
Put it in your joke bank, make it your own, etc.
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my flatulence with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then, I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.