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Happy Halloween!: “Directors Adam Green (Hatchet, Frozen), Paul Solet (Grace) and ArieScope Pictures (more here) have just released their own love letter to the Halloween season called Jack Chop, a blood-soaked satire of the now infamous Slap Chop infomercial. Written by Green, Solet and a bunch of other weirdos (and starring Solet as the enthusiastic pitch man who can’t catch a break) you’re going to want to do yourself a favor and check out the full video below. It’s horrifying and hilarious, you freaks are gonna love it. Language and violence alert, mayhaps NSFW.”