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Egats.  It’s sold out (insert I pity the fool joke here).  I’ve never wanted anything more at this very moment than this mini-Mr. T plush doll. The best is if you could get these in sets of iconic 80’s action stars, like Sly Stallone, Arnold Shwertz Schwartzen Schwartzeneger the guy running California, Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme.

Description: My all time favourite hero, i love you Mr T! Approximately 3 inches from toe to fro. Little T comes on a pin, complete with genuine gold plated chain!! Did you know that Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80’s

Dont worry about Mr T getting on no plane fool! ill be sure to give him his milk before hes on his way to you. Do not lock him in a warehouse with a torch, tyres and scrap metal hell build a fully functioning tank and come get you ass. There may be small variations in the Mr T you receive like the mm size of fro

Remember kids there is no other like mother so treat her right

If we beg the person who makes these, you think they would hook us up?  [via]

Also?  Mr. T ya’ll.  When you put down one mother you put down every mother around the world.  Words to live by yo.