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There is no easy way to do this. It will require: guts of steel, a sacrificial messenger to be killed, willingness to forgo the honeymoon, an explanatory letter, a place to hide until things cool down. [via]

Of course, that isn’t nearly as humorous or LOL-worthy (krikies I told myself I would never use text slang) as dumping your girlfriend on live television. And Ace has an excellent breakdown of the ol’switcheroo, which is worth your time … or your lunchbreak … or perhaps just remember to use alt+tab.