We’re not much for TMZ-style celebrity gossip, even if we are secretly glad for Lindsay Lohan and her new found relationship with Samantha Ronson (she looks super duper happy!).
That being said, this story told by Jeff Wells involving an inebriated Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart being taken home by a sober Ashton Kucher and Demi Moore made our morning. You’ll have to read the entire thing, it’ll take 30 seconds. But oh those glorious thirty-seconds capped off by the image of a drunken Harrison Ford trying to make an omelette for Ashton Kucher.
“You want an omelette? It’ll calm you down.” Uhh, not really, Kutcher replies, having just eaten an hour or so ago. Ford leads him into the kitchen anyway and starts on the omelette. “You want herbs? You want cheese? You want onions?”
I’d let Indiana Jones cook me an omelette any drunken night of the week.