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Archive for July, 2009

“The Battle” T-shirt, so now you know

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This is one of those so obvious it’s genius, why didn’t I think of that type of things. But I would let this t-shirt make love to my beer belly any day of the week and thrice on Sundays (being the Lord’s Day and all reverence must be paid accordingly).

“The Battle”, is a limited edition G.I. Joe parody t-shirt by Nerduo, printed by Wire & Twine, and released just in time for next Friday’s box-office failure, geek blunder and all-around misfire, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

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[trailer] The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Wes Anderson’s new flick is a stop-motion adaptation of Roal Dahl’s The Fantastic Mr. Fox. It’s difficult to adjust to the animation because it looks whimsical and old school, I guess fitting, for a Wes Anderson movie.

Great voice cast, lots of trademark Wes Anderson flourishes and I love that as a director he’s pushing himself to do something different. Hopefully, this rejuvenates him in a way that benefits us all.

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New Coen Brothers – “A Serious Man” trailer

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No big stars in this one, but it’s the Coen Brothers.  Let’s hope the foundation they’ve built — nearly two decades of excellence — allows this one to shine (and obviously, they’re selling that with the “from the creators of” bit at the end).  It’s easy to get people to watch your movie when it stars Brad Pitt and George Clooney or some other such star, but it often feels like these-types of Coen Brothers movies always fade into the ether.  You know the darkly-comic, etc.

Watching this trailer, which reveals absolutely nothing about the movie, I’m inclined to say it evokes the same tonal-aura of Fargo. Very good indeed.

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Blind Pilot does Daytrotter

BPdaytrotterPortland’s Blind Pilot recorded a session for Daytrotter and it’s finally gone live.  While on tour the band hopped into the studio to record four songs, all of them from their debut album 3 Rounds and a Sound.

I’m going to keep posting about Blind Pilot in the hopes that I turn every reader into a Blind Pilot acolyte.  They’re that good.

When they tour in Portland they usually have about nine members jamming on stage and I can’t help but think that five of them are 100% indisposable.

Most big bands go through lineup changes often enough that it’s no big deal, but when I listen to them live, it feels like everyone from lead singer Israel Nebeker (serious sleepy dude heartthrob potential), multi-instrumentalist Kati Claborn (I’m in love with her musicality and her potential as America’s next musical sweetheart), drummer Ryan Dobrowski, the upright bass player and the slide-guitarist/trumpeter are all essential to the band’s success.  Which is not to belittle the contributions of the xylophone man or the violinists, it’s just you know.  I could conceive of them being replaced if that bridge ever gets crossed.

Anyway, go to Daytrotter, download the tunes, check them out, fall in love, come back and discuss.  Especially the reworked “3 Rounds and a Sound” that’s played with a ukelele and “The Story I Heard” that has some great xylophone work and electric guitar — like Dylan in ‘65!

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Rep. Anthony Weiner challenges Republicans to eliminate government healthcare

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HA, this is pretty funny politically posturing.  New York Representative Anythony Weiner puts an amendment forward to eliminate the government-run, single payer health care option known as Medicare.  On the 44th anniversary of it’s passing no less.

It’s a pretty simple political move, but actually demonstrates some progressive backbone: if Republicans are against government run healthcare then surely they would be in favor of eliminating Medicare.  Well, of course not.  Not a single Republican voting yes on this amendment.  [via]

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And so it begins …

A Swedish company has been fined  roughly $3,000 after a robot attacked and almost killed one of its workers at a factory north of Stockholm.

The incident, which took place in 2007 in Balsta, goes something like this: “the industrial worker was trying to carry out maintenance on a defective machine generally used to lift heavy rocks. Thinking he had cut off the power supply, the man approached the robot with no sense of trepidation.  But the robot suddenly came to life and grabbed a tight hold of the victim’s head. The man succeeded in defending himself but not before suffering serious injuries.”
“The man was very lucky. He broke four ribs and came close to losing his life,” Public prosecutor Leif Johansson told a local paper. 

So this is how the world ends, with robots firing the first salvos in the eventual apocalypse. 

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Inappropriate Playmobil sets

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Topless Robot has a funny roundup of inappropriate Playmobil sets.  As a kid, I loved Playmobil, and half-knew that something was off about their sets.  They were too realistic, to a degree.  But it’s a German toy company, so what can you do.

Like the set above.  It’s for a Rescue Team.  Pretend for a moment one of your Playmobil peeps decides to end their life by jumping off a building (it’s funny to think this would come from the imagination of an eight-year-old).  Thankfully the rescue team is there to either clean up the sidewalk or save the day with the giant mattress landing pad.

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WTF: An Adult Kiss

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Leave it to the Japanese to give you something you’ve never seen before.  Like ever.  This is from the anime show Kemonozume where adult kisses end by being chewed in half. Enjoy the rest of your day. 

Playing devil’s advocate here, if we’re going to be fair, at the very least, this didn’t end with any sort of tentacle mouth killing.  Which has been known to happen.  [via]

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Hipster Job

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Not job, as in the thing you do before band practice, but Job — as in the Bible.  Anyway there’s too much great stuff in here for me to unpack, so just sit back and have a chuckle.  And not for nothing, but The Story of Job is my favoritest Bible parable. [via]

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WOXY doc

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Online-only radio station WOXY.com helps me get through my day.  They’re consistently spinning great tunes from bands I’ve heard too much of and bands I’ve never heard of at all.  It’s no easy to feat to balance up-and-comers with  older, rare gems from forgotten about bands. 

This documentary, which lasts about nine minutes, delves into how WOXY started (as 97x), when it became an online-only station and its fifteen minutes, when Dustin Hoffman mentioned it repeatedly in the movie Rain Man.

Wish it touched on the recent news of WOXY’s relocation to Austin. It had been based in Cinncinati, Ohio since 1983. [via]

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William T. Vollman’s “Imperial”

vollmann_imperial_cover1Sam Anderson reviews the latest opus from William T. Vollman

As someone who is largely unfamiliar with the author and his body of work, it was this hyperbolic description of Imperial that grabbed my attention knickers and forced me to hike them up. 

Imperial is like Robert Caro’s The Power Broker with the attitude of Mike Davis’s City of Quartz, if Robert Caro had been raised in an abandoned grain silo by a band of feral raccoons, and if Mike Davis were the communications director of a heavily armed libertarian survivalist cult, and if the two of them had somehow managed to stitch John McPhee’s cortex onto the brain of a Gila monster, which they then sent to the Mexican border to conduct ten years of immersive research, and also if they wrote the entire manuscript on dried banana leaves with a toucan beak dipped in hobo blood, and then the book was line-edited during a 36-hour peyote séance by the ghosts of John Steinbeck, Jack London, and Sinclair Lewis, with 200 pages of endnotes faxed over by Henry David Thoreau’s great-great-great-great grandson from a concrete bunker under a toxic pond behind a maquiladora, and if at the last minute Herman Melville threw up all over the manuscript, rendering it illegible, so it had to be re-created from memory by a community-theater actor doing his best impression of Jack Kerouac. With photographs by Dorothea Lange.”

I mean, who wouldn’t want to read a book like that?  Yes please.

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Mad Men Season 3 promo photos

madmenZap2It unpacked the Mad Men press kit and unloaded a batch of fetching photos from our favorite Sterling Cooper employees

Only 16 days to go until the season three premiere. 

When we last left Don and the gang changes were afloat, including: “the Cuban Missile Crisis, a takeover of the Sterling Cooper advertising agency, and news of a third Draper baby. All this and Pete (Vincent Kartheiser) professes his love for Peggy (Elisabeth Moss), but she confesses that she secretly gave birth to his child only to give it up for adoption in order to pursue her career. And self-indulgent Roger (John Slattery) left his wife for Don’s former secretary Jane.” 

Season three picks up in 1964, amidst the dawning of great social upheaval.  Mad Men airs on AMC, Aug. 16 at 10 p.m.

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Dying Music Magazines

Slate examines why music magazines are a dying breed.  Jonah Weiner, who authored the piece and worked for the defunct Blender from 2002 until last March, offers three reasons. 

I don’t necessarily agree with two of his reasons — that music magazines were early social networking, except that you know, social networking actually exists and that there are fewer cover stars that can sell magazines in the current climate — but, he does make the valid point that music nerds, the people buying the magazines, don’t really need them anymore. 

Time was, record companies sent advance copies of albums to music journalists. They, in turn, offered a distinct service to fans with timely, expert evaluations of new music. In the early aughts, labels, frightened by online leaks, tightened their grip on advance music, and listening sessions became the norm for most popular acts. Often held without the complete CD, these sessions encourage partially informed, snap judgments. They’re less than ideal in other ways, too: A colleague once reviewed a G-Unit album while 50 Cent sat directly across from him, nodding vigorously to the beat. Along the way, labels have tried other experiments. I’ve seen album advances come as preloaded iPods (the Pussycat Dolls), vinyl (the White Stripes), cassettes (Justin Timberlake), and a Discman glued shut (Tori Amos). As advances of high-profile records slowed to a trickle, Blender and other magazines working with long lead times were forced to run many big reviews several months late or skip them altogether.

Meanwhile, with the proliferation of online music, sanctioned and otherwise, music fans don’t need critics to play middleman the way they once did: If a fan wants to decide whether he likes a new album, there are far easier ways than waiting for a critic to weigh in, from streaming tracks on MySpace and YouTube to downloading the whole thing on a torrent site or .rar blog. The value of the music reviewer has always been split between consumer service (should people plunk down cash for this CD?) and art criticism (what’s the CD about?), but of late the balance has shifted from the former toward the latter—answering the question of whether to buy an album isn’t much use when, for a lot of listeners, the music is effectively free. It’s a valid point that the professional critic still wields an aura of authority rare in the cacophonous world of online music, but between taste-making blogs and ever-smarter music-recommendation algorithms like Apple Genius and Pandora, the critic’s importance is being whittled down.

I won’t mourn the death of music mags, but unfortunately the great music journalism/writing hasn’t transfered over to the internet.  For the most part. 

Most music outlets now are nothing more than recycled press releases, music videos, etc. (I’m guilty of this as the next person) and not really anything of lasting substance. 

Yes, that’s a broad generalization, but still, as Weiner notes, “for every artist profile reduced to a charade (my hour with Beyoncé), there’s a piece like David Peisner’s fascinating 2006 Spin article on the role of music as torture in the war on terror or 2008 Britney Spears stories by Michael Joseph Gross in Blender and Vanessa Grigoriadis in Rolling Stone, which offered engrossing, intelligent reporting into Spears’ nadir without a smidge of “access” to the star herself. In the absence of the great feature writing that music magazines do underwrite (and unless Web writing, video interviews, artists’ blogs, and other new forms fill the void), we’ll be hearing only part of the song.”

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